[Things John Egbert remembers: that! So if Dave's still draped over him, he's busy grabbing onto an arm to keep him still and drive the point home. He'll refrain from poking Vriska for now.]

I agree. I kind of hope a lot of people aren't living alone for that reason. As for a cure...I don't even know who can really use magic here. Not the kind that would help, at least.